Dean sobbed uncontrollably when he discovered someone had already created a “Babies With iPads” Tumblr. That could’ve been him.
Avelyn-Rouge highlights the inefficiency of hide-and-go-seek by smugly referring to it as the “Bing of search games.”
In thirty days, Leandra and Robin will never have to ask her Mommy to buy them candy again. THANK YOU KICKSTARTER!!!
“How am I supposed to boost my self-esteem if Wikipedia keeps deleting the page I made for myself? It’s not like I spend recess doing nothing.”
Jenna thinks Facebook Timeline is for ages six and up because it’s harder to learn than Mouse Trap.
Tucker never goes on Wikipedia—Jimmy Wales scares him even more than the boogeyman.
