Jared unsubscribed from Netflix the moment they jacked up prices—”Thomas the Tank Engine” is good, but not that good.
“I’m not adopted; I’m an early adopter.”
When Amy found out that her mother had been running a cutesy Facebook account under her name, she left her a huge, stinking load of diarrhea.
No, Kaleb would not like occasional emails about product updates. He might have been born recently, but he wasn’t born yesterday.
![“Yeah, this playdate was… fun. Why don’t you request to join my professional network on LinkedIn when you get home and then we’ll go from there…”
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“Yeah, this playdate was… fun. Why don’t you request to join my professional network on LinkedIn when you get home and then we’ll go from there…”
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![“I really thought getting chicken pox meant ‘going viral.’ I’m so embarrassed.”
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“I really thought getting chicken pox meant ‘going viral.’ I’m so embarrassed.”
