Edwin uses Google Analytics to keep track of how many hugs and kisses he gets each day, but love doesn’t work like that.
Elissa thinks she can communicate with animals by speaking LOL Cat.
Diane throws up a little in her mouth every time she sees the Fail Whale.
“Hey Zuckerberg, you’ve had more ‘new’ Facebook layouts than I’ve had birthdays. Chill out. Love, Kayla.”
Cynthia has a crush on Pete Cashmore.
Lawson understands the risk that his RSS feed could be trapping him in a political echo chamber, but he’s fairly certain that he organically chose to support SpongeBob for President.