Jimmy wasn’t allowed to use Instagram, and now he’s the least relevant kid at daycare. Parents just don’t ‘get it.’
“Ughhh Mom, stop it, pacifiers are so Web 1.0”
Before Casey loses her temper with her little brother, she remembers, “Every browser is different but equal. Except Internet Explorer, obviously”
Whenever Jacob is about to cry, he imagines embedding a widget for “happiness” in his Blogspot theme. He feels better afterwards.
When Amy grows up, she wants to be a YouTube Partner.
The Johnsons gave birth to little Freddie just so he could be on this site. He has since been featured on several “Hottest New Players in Social Media” lists.